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X I don't remember how the saying goes, but I think it's Rum before Whiskey, before Vodka, = Heart Palpitations.
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# 40254 Vodka+Ice damages your kidney. Rum+Ice damages your liver. Whiskey+Ice damages your heart. Gin+Ice damages your brain. Damn Ice, how much more damage can you cause?

←Rate | 07-26-2015 11:10 by John Y

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