Funny Status Message #153107

X says If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.
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# 58064 The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
# 179770 i can't believe no American radio station played total eclipse of the heart yesterday, what a waste of an eclipse

←Rate | 09-22-2014 05:28 by andrew jackson

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