Funny Status Message #152155

X says I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
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# 35055 I represent The Pizza Is Too Damn Good party... People eatin pizza 8 hours a day and 40 hours a week, my main job is to provide pizza for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Listen some childs stomach just growled did ya hear it?Give em pizza! Pizza Too Damn Good
# 112944 asked the good folks a the pizza hut to NOT slice my pizza, my diet only allows for one piece!!
# 182432 I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.

←Rate | 08-17-2014 09:52 by Baddie

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