Funny Status Message #139748

X Match.com. #1 in dates, marriages, divorces and restraining orders...
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 8967 I think once I get past the restraining orders and the court dates and the stalking charges....I really think this relationship can work!!!!
# 12527 Kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand, filed a restraining order,So with a record of 11 rapes, 276 assaults, 4 felonies and 56 restraining orders, what a way to start 2010.
# 104995 I think marriages should be called "pre-divorces". Sounds classier.

←Rate | 10-31-2013 21:02

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links