Funny Status Message #136115

X says I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
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# 142115 Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
# 156494 Since Disney now owns Star Wars and the new one will be out this year, featuring Princess Leia. That would now make her a Disney Princess.
# 79758 I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.

←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe

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