Funny Status Message #133577

X says For a change I'd like to meet someone who could be my potential soulmate and who is not halfway across the world.
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# 161655 You never really expect to meet your soulmate in a strip club.
# 16720 The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
# 170453 Two mice at Petco were fighting to run on the same poop-covered wheel, which is a decent analogy for trying to meet your soulmate in a bar.

←Rate | 07-13-2013 06:20

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