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openquote We all have our horrors and our demons to fight, but how can I win when I'm paralized? They crawl up on our beds wrap their fingers 'round my throught. Is this what I get for the choices that I made? God forgive me for all my sins, God forgive me for everything.closequote
- Bring Me The Horizon
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openquote "Follow Your Dreams Life Is Like Ice Cream Lick It Fast Before It Melts Away" closequote
- Claude Baus
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openquote Life is like a bowl of fruit
Sometimes it simply is fresh and exciting,
Sometimes it is going bad and you can cut the pieces from it
Sometimes it is too late and you have to throw it away and wash the bowl
and wash the new fruit arrange it how YOU like it and then begin to share with others

Bad fruit with good fruit usually makes a bowl of bad fruit!

Good fruit with good fruit usually lasts longer to ME!
this is my analagyclosequote
- Gina Raymond
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openquote Roses are red violets are blue i got five fingers the middle one is for you
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- Frankiln
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openquote I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut, and my weakness is that I care too much. My scars remind me tbat my past is real, I tear my heart open, just to feel. closequote
- Papa Roach ; Scars
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openquote Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admitclosequote
- Christina Aguilera; Hurt
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openquote When this is over, we're all getting older now, and we all play a part in it. innocence is falling,can you hear them calling now? but i'll be by your side until the end.closequote
- Mayday Parade - The End
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openquote I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
Because I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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- Evanescence
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openquote When I was younger I watched my daddy cry and curse at the wind..closequote
- Paramore, Only Exception
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openquote Like the late colonel Sanders once said,"I'm too drunck to tast this chicken"closequote
- Will Farrel
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openquote Everything was so worthless, i didn't deserve this , but to me you were perfect.closequote
- Hollywood Undead
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openquote Wife to husband : you d0nt care about me....the husband points at thier 5 children and says : do you think i have downloaded them from google?closequote
- Koketso Moabi
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openquote I'm almost done...so for what are you waiting for.!closequote
- Rahul Gupta
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openquote "Teddy, I'm pregnant."
"Don't worry, We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.".closequote
- Mary Jo Kopechne And Ted Kennedy
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openquote Go ahead and slap me now cause I'm getting ready to grab your ass.closequote
- Mike Cowan
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openquote It's further to Ft. Worth than by bus...But it depends on if you are alone or by yourself.closequote
- Billy Heckenpecker
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openquote Sarcasm isn't just used to make you look bad. It's simply stating the obvious in a humorous way...and it makes you look bad.closequote
- Ethan Caldwell
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openquote I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down down down and the flames went higher closequote
- Johnny Cash
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openquote When you loose something you cant replaceclosequote
- Coldplay Fix You
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openquote She speaks in third person so she can forget that she's me.closequote
- Emilie Autumn, Opheliac
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