Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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"I snooze, and you lose!": Submitted: August 23, 2003 @ 07:45 PM

I'm away...That's the message!

Submitted: August 23, 2003 @ 09:45 AM by by Kitsunekoi

"""""I'll be back"""" - Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Submitted: August 27, 2003 @ 06:45 PM by by Theflyingape

Away message MIA

Submitted: December 2, 2003 @ 11:56 PM

I'm away can't you tell?

Submitted: August 19, 2003 @ 03:15 AM by by Mimi

Contemplating... ooohhh big word

Submitted: November 28, 2003 @ 07:12 AM by by Heather

My dog ate my away message

Submitted: August 11, 2003 @ 07:22 AM

"If you were on a deserted island and could have any item you wanted, what would you want?.... for those of you who didn't say a cruise ship or a plane... I don't think I'll be talking to you any time soon... for the rest of you, feel free to leave a message"

Submitted: August 8, 2003 @ 05:12 AM by by Ashley Nicks

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

Submitted: November 23, 2003 @ 07:32 AM by by Kelsey

I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my whole brain.

Submitted: November 17, 2003 @ 02:22 AM

Conserve water.. take a shower with me :-P

Submitted: November 20, 2003 @ 06:22 AM

"Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not god!"

Submitted: December 2, 2003 @ 09:22 PM by by Amber

"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prays, turned off the bed, and jumped to the light all because you kissed me good night"

Submitted: November 18, 2003 @ 10:12 PM

"Sometimes I just sign on and off in rapid succession, knowing that computers around the world are producing the terrible sound of doors slamming. "

Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

"I need something down my throat... and no it's not your tongue, sorry"

Submitted: by by Becky L.

I've lost my mind~out to go find it

They say I have A.D.D. they just don't understand... Oh look a squirrel!

Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we? oh wait...

Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!?

567.. 568.. 569.. Can't talk until I finish my pushups 570.. 571..

"BRB, I am taking care of business"

Screw Snapple I'm the best stuff on earth

What kind of s/n is %n(Their Screen name)?

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