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   messageicon When I was young I thought getting a yeast infection was sitting on dirty muffins while youre not wearing any underwear!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:58 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:55 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:48 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:46 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm always hearing stories of people posting "Inappropriate" pics on Facebook....Why are none of YOU showing me nude pics my friends????
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:35 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God Facebook is back on-line! How would I ever find out what everyone had for dinner. Chicken souvlaki. BTW.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny Headline: "Red Tape Holds Up Bridges"
←Rate | 09-24-2010 18:56 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon # # When it comes to poker...a good deal depends on a good deal.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 18:55 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon SPIRITUAL PEOPLE ENLIGHTEN ME, RELIGIOUS PEOPLE FRIGHTEN ME
←Rate | 09-24-2010 18:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey it`s Friday , lets get pissed !
←Rate | 09-24-2010 17:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rock is dead; LONG LIVE PAPER!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing that keeps me from losing my mind is........ Hold up... I'll get back to you on that...
←Rate | 09-24-2010 17:37 by BW Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old enough to know better. Young enough not to care!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 17:26 by prkrngr27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the kid's gotten too big and fat for the show to be able to call itself "Two and a Half Men" anymore.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:53 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to have sat in the marketing analysis meetings that gave us our early cartoons. "You know what America would love? A batsh*t crazy woodpecker, that's what! And a pig, a stuttering f*cking pig!"
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:48 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think a great name for an energy drink would be "F5." The tagline could be, "Hit the F5 to refresh!" Bask in the warmth of my genius.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:46 by badd status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the part of the whole sexting craze that gives me the greatest sense of outrage is the part where I'm not involved in it at all.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 16:44 by badd status Comments (0)  



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