Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   TOO bad we dont still have Obama as president... I'm sure a certain religon wants an apology for not having alot more people on the Westminster bridge

   You Matter!.... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy!

   Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?

   Went to buy a pack of smokes and this lady behind me says "you should really quit smoking".i said I know but I'm worried if I quit smoking I might start murdering. That shut her up pretty quick.lol

   At least I can sleep at night knowing the best person won the election.

   Obama claimed he was the one to bring the races together... Hows that working for ya BLM?

   If Hillary won we would be under Sharia law. Bacon would be outlawed

   Eating pork chops with mohammad

   It sucks when a bunch of rich white guys don't get the improvements to their health care plan at the expense of women and the poor like they have been promised.

   Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.

   a president with sex tapes...gee, I'm glad we didn't put a Clinton in office again

   I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note. "Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."

   Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.

   Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.

   where are all the supporters that say bye bye obamacare? ctfu yall quiet

   People sometimes confuse deal-making skills with having enough money to bully the little guys into doing what you want.

   It isn't the alternative facts that makes the White House dangerous, it's the alternative reality.

   I'm watching the Puerto Rico Open on TV and I don't a single one of the golfers is Puertorican...

   Global Warming Upside all thanks to the Republicans: Beach Front property in Oklahoma.

   Today reminds me of that old Schoolhouse Rock episode, "How a Bill Becomes an Embarrassing Failure By Paul Ryan."