Doc Noland Funny Status Messages

   i don't want a girlfriend I want an accomplice

   I was never insane except that temporary moment when my heart was exposed.

   Roses are red, Violets are blue, What I ate on Fat Tuesday, Gave me Diabetes Type 2.

   If your boyfriend wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

   I ate all my meals today without using a single utensil

   My gums are throbbing, someone somewhere just spilled their whiskey!

   Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   My body is so exhausted but my mindset is wide awake.

   I'm too tired to order anything for dinner so I guess I'll starve