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   messageicon A man buys a box of tampons for his old lady, and the cashier asks, "Do you want me to put these in the bag". The man replies, "No, I think she can do it by herself."
←Rate | 08-29-2011 16:03 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, it's illegal to set up deer stands..... especially at petting zoos, even during deer season.... Lesson learned.... next year I will set up at a non-petting zoo.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 02:20 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say the key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. I call "BS". Apparently it's not romantic to give a woman a see-thru nighty during confirmation.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 03:05 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The #1 song when you were born is a great idea, however, if they came out with an app that gave the #1 song when you died, I think I would stop listening to music
←Rate | 01-28-2012 00:31 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEW FB VIRUS!! THIS IS A BAD ONE!! This virus looks up your kids' birth certificates and sells them on Ebay, your dog will run away, you will gain weight, your cell phone won't get reception, cats and mice will unite, Reading this may have infected you!
←Rate | 03-29-2011 01:27 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a parent, I find myself using the same cliches my parents did.... for example, "Wimp! It's only Everclear!"
←Rate | 01-14-2012 05:25 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women claim to watch movies for the intellectual content.... please explain Magic Mike. It hasn't even been released yet, and I'm scared to sit in theater seats!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 04:56 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it wrong to poke a friend with a facebook status of, "Ending it all, standing on the edge of a cliff?" Asking for a friend.
←Rate | 09-08-2014 19:38 by sbenj69 Comments (0)  



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