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   messageicon They say milk gives you strength so I drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall, I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself!
←Rate | 05-14-2013 23:15 by Joey Comments (0)  


   messageicon almost got fired at work today. I think I misunderstood my boss when she said she enjoys seeing me hard at work.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 18:03 by joey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out I lost my concealed weapon permit, this means I can no longer wear pants in the state of Texas!
←Rate | 05-25-2012 09:57 by Joey Comments (0)  


   messageicon imagine Alicia Keys complaining in the grocery store, " THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD"
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:37 by Joey Comments (0)  


   messageicon This ceiling fan I have at home has 3 speeds: 1) barely moves, 2) slow as a snail, 3) about to fly and kill someone!!
←Rate | 02-25-2014 22:00 by joey Comments (0)  



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