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   messageicon When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football
←Rate | 07-26-2018 10:01 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: African Americans make up 13.3% of the US population. Fact African Americans make up 70% of the NFL. Fact: Average NFL Salary: $1.9 million. And these are the guys protesting "Oppression"?
←Rate | 10-12-2017 13:05 by Kado Comments (1)  


   messageicon Note to the Administrators of PowerBall, I think you should award a prize for not having any of the numbers selected in Wednesdays $579 million drawing! Signed, Not a Fan of Missouri and Arizona
←Rate | 11-29-2012 10:09 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dallas Cowboys drafted one of the Duck Dynasty Brothers
←Rate | 04-26-2013 16:48 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is World Middle Finger Day...use it
←Rate | 08-02-2012 10:43 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon NFL Draft tonight....can't wait to hear the Jets fans moan about their 1st choice!
←Rate | 04-26-2012 19:05 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do the Argentina World Cup soccer team and BP have in common? A Messi!
←Rate | 07-03-2010 19:25 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:59 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think someone is pitching "Keeping up with Kanye"? What a Deutche
←Rate | 02-09-2015 14:20 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't my camera take the same picture I see when I look in the mirror?
←Rate | 05-21-2015 14:33 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Rosie O'Donnell too..
←Rate | 12-30-2016 18:04 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Like Kermit says, "It isn't easy being Rob Green"
←Rate | 06-12-2010 16:58 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Obama's secretary should have said, "Why don't you play #17 twice, its a nice par 3"
←Rate | 12-30-2014 12:49 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uh Oh...just what we need, a Pope with a Foot Fetish
←Rate | 03-28-2013 19:29 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City
←Rate | 10-31-2012 09:56 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...almost 70 years ago the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Come this Sunday the US Women's soccer team is going to torpedo Japan!
←Rate | 07-14-2011 00:26 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe Gronk didn't wait until 6/9 to retire!
←Rate | 03-25-2019 09:20 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Writing a book - it's about a good looking high level general in an Islamic country that wants to change his daily routine. So he makes a deal with a world power to fake his death. In return for his intel, he gets a massive payout & 70 hookers in Miami!
←Rate | 01-08-2020 18:20 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess Harrison Ford couldn't make the jump to Light Speed in his World War 2 vintage plane...
←Rate | 03-06-2015 14:08 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a shame that Ghana's Asamoah Gyan couldn't score a sure thing like Bill Clinton would have!
←Rate | 07-02-2010 20:25 by Kado Comments (0)  



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