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   messageicon cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
←Rate | 09-10-2014 20:19 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stock tip: Buy Frito-Lay, Little Debbie and any other snack food stock... The people in Colorado and Washington State are going to be getting the munchies.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 21:29 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sick of hearing about Lance Armstrong. Is he telling the whole truth? My solution...Have Taylor Swift date him for two weeks and then wait for her next album, the whole truth will be revealed!
←Rate | 01-28-2013 10:03 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver?" Bob Costas, you have crossed the threshold of being completely insufferable.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 08:10 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW TO CONTROL PEOPLE: Repeatedly lie to people about a "life-ending event" in the basis of religion enough times to where they slighty believe you and have them talk about it all over the world.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 03:07 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon not telling you
←Rate | 08-24-2019 20:17 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoa!!!!! The McRib is back in McDonald's....next thing you know they may go back to putting real meat in the hamburgers!!!!!
←Rate | 10-25-2011 18:59 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike Wallace dead at 93 - Guess his 60 minutes are up....
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:21 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: A Brazilian has coronavirus Pelosi and Schumer: A Brazilian oh my God how many people is that????
←Rate | 03-12-2020 19:24 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Bernie and Joe don’t need advice from two old guys wearing Depends. We need TP....
←Rate | 03-12-2020 19:02 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the one who has a problem eating a Popsicle like a normal human being. An my name is Dan.
←Rate | 04-18-2013 19:24 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give Mark Zuckerberg new wife 3 years ..before she files ..and walks off with $1billion..not bad if you can get it.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 01:03 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rsvp to friends Event that I wasent invited to Yes facebook I would love to be creepy. Facebook makeing us creepy one Event at a time
←Rate | 07-01-2011 03:39 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon smoking crack with his pet monkey
←Rate | 02-21-2010 14:04 by dan Comments (1)  


   messageicon Zombies with afros are attacking my monkey!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 11:29 by dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:44 by Dan Comments (0)  



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