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   messageicon What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their $tupid event?
←Rate | 07-18-2012 09:39 by Clamwah Comments (1)  


   messageicon My aunt, a widow, who had 18 kids just died. At the service, the preacher said, "They're finally together." He didn't mean her husband, he meant her legs.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 19:04 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay away from a place called, "Farm Fresh Restaurant". I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table.
←Rate | 08-05-2012 12:23 by Clamwah Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm happier than a busload of f@t ladies on the way to a Bon Jovi concert.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 18:05 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
←Rate | 08-10-2012 09:58 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr Bean should win the Nobel Peace Prize for recycling...the same lame act for the past 25 years.
←Rate | 07-28-2012 10:21 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Open Mic Night: When You Can't Quite Land A Gig
←Rate | 08-24-2012 15:52 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I were Gilbert Gottfried. He made it big from his only defining talent. The ability to squint for an hour.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 10:33 by Clamwah Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 50 is the new 40, does that mean I have to break it to my 9 year old nephew that he's the new -1?
←Rate | 07-19-2012 19:51 by Clamwah Comments (0)  



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