Cisco Funny Status Messages

   Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"

   Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good

   Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question

   Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

   Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails.!

   If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?

   Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls

   1.- Open YouTube website 2.-Type "do the Harlem Shake" and click search 3.-Don't click anything just wait and see what happens lol

   If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you