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   messageicon Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner
←Rate | 08-31-2011 01:31 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I sure do feel a hell of alot more attractive at walmart than I do at the gym
←Rate | 08-30-2011 23:59 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee
←Rate | 08-30-2011 21:03 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
←Rate | 08-31-2011 00:53 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cops sent me a picture of me speeding through a red light so I sent them a picture of a check. Hope we're even
←Rate | 08-31-2011 00:03 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This girl got all pissed off at me because I was reading the back of her pants......so what if I was trying to read it in braille
←Rate | 08-30-2011 20:58 by @Kid_Eddi88 Comments (0)  


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