@AdEpTxNiNjA Funny Status Messages

   Some people deserve to get eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs....made of bricks.

   I hate people who keep saying LMS on FaceBook. LMS if you agree.

   Penguins can't fly, I can't fly. Therefore, I am a penguin.

   People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?

   YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

   had his left side removed. He's all right now.

   This dude in my neighborhood was laughing at my car. I couldn't take him seriously cause he was riding a ripstick.

   I hate it when every time I like someone's status, there is always this person named "You" that likes it at the exact same time on the exact same status.