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   messageicon Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing.
←Rate | 11-02-2010 20:38 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Universe could talk, it would sound like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Optimus Prime.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:15 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wouldn't necessarily classify myself as a hater. I'm more like a rational critic of rampant idiocy.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:28 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 16:13 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Native Americans don't make fun of criminals because it's wrong to mock-a-sin.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:05 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  



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