Baddie Funny Status Messages

   almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.

   A stranger at Walmart just coughed in my face, so I've probably only got two, maybe three, days to live.

   Live such that when the mortician prepares you for your funeral, he must struggle to get that grin off your face.

   You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.