g0re Funny Status Messages

   I hate when you click a thumbnail to view a larger picture but the picture ends up being the same size as the thumbnail.

   Boobs are like the sun, you can only take quick glances, but wear sunglasses and you can look until the world ends.

   The best girlfriend to have is sleep because you'd get some every night.

   You know it's a bad break-up when your ex-girlfriend is posting Taylor Swift lyrics as her facebook status.

   If your girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you and lied about it, you would be way more pissed than if they just cheated on you, told you, and you could either work it out or break up with them

   It's sucks when you roll out of bed and realize you forget to do everything you planned on doing the night before.

   I bet the Super Size Me guy regrets not doing his McDonalds binge during the Monopoly promotion.

   Going to McDonalds for oatmeal is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

   Only at Mcdonalds do they say,"Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight.",

   The new McRib from McDonalds is basically just road kill smothered in Barbecue Sauce.

   Burger King and Dairy Queen got together for a little in-N-out burger and had Carl's Jr. He sing's about old McDonald's farm, his favorite toy is Jack in the box and his favorite cartoon is sonic. He grew up and married Wendy and Taco Bells were ringing.

   If McDonalds sold hot dogs you wouldn't be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it.

   A Happy Meal without a toy should be called a Sad Meal.

   It's sad that we don't truly appreciate a person until they die.

   It would be weird if you walked into your living room and chris hansen told you to take a seat.

   I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F**kin' large ones" is not the correct answer.

   If gay people are fruity, then straight people are veggies and bisexuals are tomatoes.

   BBC News: Gaddafi 'launching cluster bombs'. Rebel forces to retaliate with Honey nut missile.

   Sometimes when you watch Jersey Shore or Keeping Up With the Kardshians, you can feel your brain cells dying.

   If you are the "other person" in a relationship and eventually get together, you have no reason to be angry if they cheat on you later.