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   messageicon I'm beginning to think my type is just a font. . .
←Rate | 02-28-2016 19:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time there were three little pigs at a pig roast, end of story. . .
←Rate | 02-29-2016 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone please post a picture of your breakfast for me.. to encourage me to get to make my own. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2016 08:18 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wants to go steady she says, it will be great she said. Until she said, tell me your pass words. Over my dead body I said. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2016 22:01 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The greatest feeling in the world is when your girlfriend tells you, you're better in bed than her husband. . .
←Rate | 03-06-2016 06:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I will get a night job being a cuddler. After 8 hrs the $ex is free. . .
←Rate | 03-08-2016 18:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Zombies eat brains, I know a lot of people who have nothing to worry about. . .
←Rate | 03-08-2016 19:58 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon Well, I've come to the conclusion that nobody can tell me how to get to Sesame St. . .
←Rate | 03-09-2016 11:23 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use white eggs, does that make me prejudice ?
←Rate | 03-16-2016 18:39 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use brown eggs occasionally, if I am going to egg someone's car. . .
←Rate | 03-16-2016 18:41 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's a Joe Smoe from Idaho. He must be pi$$ed off !
←Rate | 03-17-2016 18:36 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite holiday is, National Egg Salad Lunch Monday. . .
←Rate | 03-25-2016 22:33 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duct tape can't fix stupid Hillary Clinton supporters, but it can muffle the sound.
←Rate | 04-03-2016 22:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the first person who said: As god is my witness he should strike me down with a bolt of lightning actually got struck, there'd be a lot of dead people in the world for lying or a very lot of honest people. . . So where is this god you speak of.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 07:36 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love the share your memories. Hey, I deleted that stupid f#cking comment of yours from four years ago. Do you have a guilty conscience.. lol. . .
←Rate | 04-15-2016 13:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to the Aquarium, do some fishing. . .
←Rate | 05-06-2016 16:54 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think people can be politically correct all they want. As long as they shut the f#ck up about it. . .
←Rate | 05-24-2016 21:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought new c#m catchers, I mean socks. . .
←Rate | 05-25-2016 20:50 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon I had 2 Justin Bieber tickets on the front seat of my car, some jacka$$ smashed my window and left 4 more
←Rate | 06-04-2016 13:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may lose friends. But.. People who want to BE politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .
←Rate | 06-05-2016 01:26 by JAB Comments (0)  




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