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   messageicon Be thankful.....in dog years, you're dead.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 22:52 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want to go green, start using BOTH sides of your toilet paper.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 08:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if we got congress high there would be so many solutions and a new budget for Doritos
←Rate | 12-30-2012 20:02 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was earth hour last night at 8:30. I turned everything off for an hour, couldn't see a damn thing...so I built a tire fire for some light. Still trying to put it out.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 09:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 20:45 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will Britain learn? They have a wedding, we kill Bin Laden...they have the Olympics, we land on Mars.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 07:39 by K-Mac Comments (2)  


   messageicon If I ever get as excited about the McRib as the people in the commercials do....SLAP ME!
←Rate | 10-28-2011 17:22 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone else have that brief thought of "Serial Killer" or "Monster" when they are getting in their car and drop the car keys?
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:02 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
←Rate | 04-15-2013 14:52 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got caught talking to myself today, so to avoid embarrassment, I pretended to be a tree until they left.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:51 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one reason I could never become a vegetarian....Bacon.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 09:40 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't feel so bad about not having an up to date phone. I just saw a woman jogging past my house carrying a Walkman.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 18:37 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The time you REALLY wish you had a video camera is when somebody says, "Hold my beer and watch this".
←Rate | 07-01-2011 06:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon People always wonder why it is that a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you....it's your breath.
←Rate | 03-07-2012 14:17 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to get in to a womens pants, get into her mind.....that's what she uses to figure out if you're getting into her pants or not.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 09:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's hot when you open your deoderant and it's sweating.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 11:01 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need some quiet, alone time to comtemplate for a while. If you need me I'll be on MySpace.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 21:59 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried letting a smile be my umbrella, but you can't whack people with a smile!
←Rate | 01-12-2012 08:23 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think paper beats rock...Hold a piece of paper up in front of your face and I'll throw a rock at it.
←Rate | 05-26-2011 19:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty soon people will be saying, "You were born in the 1900's?"
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:06 by K-Mac Comments (0)  




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