trump Funny Status Messages

   The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg

   Melania Trump got nothing compared to the plaguerism that has been happening here

   Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws ..... The Nation is Outraged!! .... Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... Meh

   Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?

   Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck

   Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America

   319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.

   Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.

   Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   NBC poll finds half the voters want Trump impeached. You mean the half that didn't vote for him?? Shocking...

   if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?

   Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....

   Donald Trump says he didn't discuss Mexico paying for the wall with President Nieto because he thought he was the janitor.

   i guess Trump is now the apprentice.

   There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.

   Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.

   The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.