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   messageicon I see house flies in the house...horse flies near horses...so why do I never see dragon flies on episodes of Game of Thrones?
←Rate | 02-18-2018 19:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my New Year's resolution is to exercise (my right to be lazy)
←Rate | 12-26-2018 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single Awareness Day ..... it's a S.A.D. day
←Rate | 02-15-2015 10:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow
←Rate | 12-09-2012 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
←Rate | 08-22-2014 20:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the future i'm gonna be telling my kids "back in my day we sat the DVD player on top of the tv"
←Rate | 10-12-2011 14:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the beginning of spongebob the captain guy says "i cant hear you"...the Verizon guy keeps saying "can you hear me now?"....i wonder if the 2 are on the phone together
←Rate | 02-24-2012 22:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"
←Rate | 09-21-2010 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching "forensic files" & a commercial comes on about buying life insurance ... know your audience
←Rate | 11-20-2021 11:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon spoiler alert...tonight HBO dies
←Rate | 05-19-2019 12:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other
←Rate | 11-24-2011 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only person watching Fuller House waiting for Bob Saget to tell the daughters how he met their mother?
←Rate | 02-27-2016 05:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Colorado or Washington girl scouts can make "special cookies" to sale along with the others
←Rate | 12-09-2012 04:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook sucks for people with attention deficit....oooh, a comment
←Rate | 12-09-2011 00:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon some days you're the statue, some days you're the pigeon
←Rate | 02-01-2019 11:49 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon dear mosquitoes, ur not welcomed here just because the ligt's on...this isn't Motel 6
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if someone trusts you? grab the hammer & say "hold the nail"
←Rate | 07-14-2014 05:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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