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   messageicon Hoes be looking for guys with the same initials as there x. So they don't have to edit they tattoos . Lol
←Rate | 01-23-2024 11:39 by JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Transginger. I don't have red hair, But I'll think could rock it.
←Rate | 01-23-2024 11:38 by JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smell pizza. I think I'm having a Little Seizure
←Rate | 01-23-2024 11:38 by JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working 5 days a week just to be free for 48hrs just doesn't sit right with me.
←Rate | 01-23-2024 05:53 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Transgender
←Rate | 01-23-2024 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill potholes?
←Rate | 01-22-2024 11:08 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon my name jeff
←Rate | 01-21-2024 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a monkey
←Rate | 01-21-2024 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake people make in a relationship is giving their heart to someone who needs a brain.
←Rate | 01-21-2024 05:57 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.
←Rate | 01-19-2024 09:42 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not the stab in the back that hurts you. It's when you turn turn around and see who's holding the knife.
←Rate | 01-19-2024 06:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up is never easy but I just have to remember that the world can't revolve around me unless I get out of bed.
←Rate | 01-18-2024 08:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gen X. Living in the shadows of Baby Boomers, yet not as identifiable as Millennials. A generation of nothingness whose sole contribution to society is giving birth to Gen Z. Those annoying imbeciles.
←Rate | 01-17-2024 21:31 by Fike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I rolled over too fast in bed and sprained my fat roll !
←Rate | 01-16-2024 22:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend is single and middle-aged. I think she might be Catholic. Sorry, I mean cat-holic.
←Rate | 01-16-2024 15:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!
←Rate | 01-16-2024 10:38 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoppers all around for Martin Burger King Day.
←Rate | 01-15-2024 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a “Kids Eat Free” promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved
←Rate | 01-15-2024 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chip clips are for quitters!
←Rate | 01-15-2024 12:43 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a call from a telemarketer and he said he couldn't understand me. I told him to press 1 for English.
←Rate | 01-15-2024 05:56 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  




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