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   messageicon You make me hold it for 250 miles, good luck on the last twenty feet A$$HOLE!-Bladder
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Click like if you almost cried when Trey said,"Yo Dough...You still got one Brotha left!".
←Rate | 04-03-2012 18:41 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I now have a strong dislike for Illinois, Kansas, and Maryland. Maybe if we're lucky they cheated like on Willy Wonka!!!
←Rate | 03-31-2012 09:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now in houses across the Nation, parents are trying to explain to their kids where their college funds went.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 23:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just rubbed the blue dot from the National Enquirer (fingers crossed).
←Rate | 03-30-2012 22:05 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear In and Out Burger, I hate you!! Signed, Someone Who Works Down the Street
←Rate | 03-29-2012 15:02 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's up with Melissa Gilbert's prison tattoos?
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:30 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be advised, if you read a status from me pertaining to driving, that I have safely pulled the vehicle safely off the road to update said status. Why? Because dying on the job wasn't in the contract. That is all
←Rate | 03-26-2012 22:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kind of shocked more professional fisherman aren't driving metal flaked vehicles as well.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 22:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just nailed the "She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys.." part on Hotel California.....don't judge
←Rate | 03-23-2012 18:19 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Janet Lehman, how about I send you MY program for free? It's called a BELT!! You're welcome
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:45 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I ask that everyone read my posts in the voice of Forrest Gump.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 12:32 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (posted on my wife's wall this morning) Good morning Sunshine. You see that stack of bills on the counter? That's how many times I thought of you today...
←Rate | 03-22-2012 12:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crushed ice, needs to be placed higher on a pedastool.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 15:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This day thirty years ago, I gave the old excuse "My underwear are!".
←Rate | 03-17-2012 18:05 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 23% of households today have a "new" roll of toilette paper sitting on the empty roll.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 17:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the string on my weedeater had a Hollywood clip.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 12:37 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gon' do it, gon' do it Gon' do it, do it, do it
←Rate | 03-08-2012 16:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm the designated driver, I want to look cool ordering my drink. So I ask for a Jack and Dr. Pepper hold the Jack.
←Rate | 03-07-2012 01:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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