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   messageicon After putting up xmas lights last night I'm wondering why no one hasn't opened up a business that untangles xmas lights...
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:44 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Props to our cat for getting excited about eating the same food EVERYDAY!
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:27 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out today that midgets dont like being called midgets....AND they really dont like being called people McNuggets...
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:23 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes...
←Rate | 12-11-2012 08:47 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you think you can fly a plane would be a fun show to watch...
←Rate | 12-11-2012 08:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another pair of my socks are getting a divorce...
←Rate | 12-04-2012 11:53 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon There... crazy glued quarters to the ground in front of the vending machine at work...let the fun begin....
←Rate | 11-29-2012 10:28 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the difference between a Snickers and Justin Bieber? The Snickers has nuts....ZING...
←Rate | 11-29-2012 10:28 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the time of year when you can put mistletoe in your back pocket so that people who don't like you can kiss your...well you know...
←Rate | 11-29-2012 10:27 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she can still walk after se x to make you a sammich... then you're doing it wrong...
←Rate | 11-27-2012 13:37 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always hold the door open for women… even if they don't want to get into my van…
←Rate | 11-27-2012 11:27 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the American Thanksgiving or as we in Canada like to call it...Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving you funny people...
←Rate | 11-22-2012 08:41 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've reached an age in my life where "you shouldn't say that.." turns into "what the hell, let's see what happens..."
←Rate | 11-21-2012 13:39 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm wondering if my mail order bride from the middle east comes with a bang?
←Rate | 11-13-2012 11:15 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've single handedly defeated my erection...
←Rate | 11-10-2012 14:03 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought the new vi@gra flavor ice cream...its been 4 hours and it still hasn't melted...
←Rate | 11-09-2012 19:09 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Denver's “Rocky Mountain High” the new official song for the state of Colorado...
←Rate | 11-08-2012 14:49 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Denver is going to be the mile "really" high city...
←Rate | 11-07-2012 13:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright...who else is making plans to move to Colorado?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:58 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mitt Romney's campaign slogan, 'Keep America American,' the same as a phrase used by the KKK? Interesting...
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:46 by JEBI Comments (0)  




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