Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   What!? High schools with daycare centers!!....Now see what you did MTV by having that 16 & Pregnant mess! I hope you're happy.

   "So.....you went to college to get a job and you have a job to pay for college." .....What a great economic system the Rothschilds & Rockefellers created!

   Ladies, we men don't ask for much. We're very simple beings. All we want is food, sex, money, and silence. Feed Me, Fu¢k Me, Pay Me, & STFU. That's all!

   Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ.

   Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It.

   They show sex on TV, but radio has 'Bleeps'.......Way to go FCC.

   You are born to move mountains but you're still stuck on rocks.

   A teenager's brain is 80% song lyrics.

   JUSTIN BIEBER: "I'm famous because I have thousands of fans and I am only 18." GOKU: "B!tch I have billions of fans and I don't even exist."

   If you are living your life without giving a 'F', you are only living a LI[ ]E.

   It really sucks seeing a profile pic of two girls and the hot one is always someone else.

   Got bit by a spider.......Now I got to go find a skyscraper to climb.

   TSA = Touchy Squeezy Abusers

   Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE

   I'm guessing sex when you're 80 and up is like playing pool with a rope.

   We're independent but we DEPEND on other countries' resources and goods...Like China and England..Can you Contradiction.

   My house would be a lot more vacant if I could communicate in Roach & Spider language.

   I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read "Fuck this shit! Stay in the house!"

   Dear Leviticus 19:27,..........Nobody cares.

   When the government fears the people, it's called Liberty. When the people fear the government, it's called Tyranny.