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   messageicon Kate is officially a milf
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you advice about life
←Rate | 08-03-2013 13:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without sex and alcohol and the other 50% happy.
←Rate | 08-22-2013 18:48 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfrand said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I don't get women.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 13:05 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear girls these days. Some of them wake up with a higher sperm count than the men
←Rate | 10-16-2013 15:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't feel bad if you don't enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That's what matters.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're offended and expecting us to give a f**k.
←Rate | 10-24-2013 15:27 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though Halloween is meant to be about dressing up as scary evil monsters, people still complain if you go as Hitler
←Rate | 10-28-2013 14:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible
←Rate | 10-29-2013 13:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she gets up and goes and makes you a sandwich after sex. You're not doing it right
←Rate | 10-29-2013 16:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
←Rate | 10-30-2013 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend is so dumb. It's just me and her alone in the living room and she turns around and says "who's farted"
←Rate | 10-30-2013 17:03 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day there's gonna be a huge memorial dedicated to the people who sacrificed their lives to sit at a computer for the majority of their existence
←Rate | 10-30-2013 19:20 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone said to me "I can never think of anything important or interesting to say on Facebook." I told them not to worry"
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:48 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you lost your iphone last night please let me know. Because I need that charger too
←Rate | 11-10-2013 16:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If stupidity was fatal, it would be a wonderful world and a lot less crowded.
←Rate | 11-10-2013 16:29 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever get angry at one of my posts, the last thing you should do is tell me about it. That just makes it even funnier for me
←Rate | 11-10-2013 17:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closer I get to the toielt, the worse I have to go. It never fails
←Rate | 11-11-2013 14:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  




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