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   I made my wife a Caesar salad last night! The dog was really pissed off though as it was his last tin!

   Well!..my survival talk to a group of backpackers went very well last night!..they were all on the edge of their seats!

   I think Stephen Hawking would be alive today if his family had called an ambulance and not taken him to PC World?

   Elton John is to release a charity record for victims of the Kentucky tornado disaster! "Candles In The Wind"

   Just been reading a letter from my Chinese penpal in Wuhan and apparently they hav

   My girlfriend says I spend far too much time on foreplay!...so I'd better pull my finger out!