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   messageicon The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 10:49 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Rioters, This is not Toys R Us where you can throw a fit in the aisle until you get the toy you want. This is an ELECTION. Hillary LOST. Chanting Fu#k Trump and burning flags WILL NOT change that. You are only proving WHY t
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 11:07 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon So is every room in a Trump hotel now a presidential suite?
←Rate | 11-12-2016 04:46 by iceqube Comments (0)  


   messageicon "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:16 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people that preach Peace and Tolerance to others hate Donald Trump so much that they take time out of their busy day to go and beat up his supporters.
←Rate | 06-04-2016 14:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2016 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...
←Rate | 03-02-2017 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.
←Rate | 08-01-2016 13:20 Comments (0)  




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