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   messageicon Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 14:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this assh0le real quick.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 14:19 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 11:45 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you say the word “poop” your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. The same can be said for the phrase, “explosive diarrhea.”
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:49 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't “fun to be around.”
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 10:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 10:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon A homeless man is just a hardcore camper.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 09:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing a loser from your high school w/ a good job is like graffiti on a highway bridge… how the Hell did that get there?
←Rate | 06-19-2012 09:47 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon We had a family tree but someone chopped it down and built a bar with it.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 09:44 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Shia LeBeouf" sounds like the name of the venereal disease that will eventually rid the world of Kardashians.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 15:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last time she got 100% on a test it involved peeing on a stick.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:54 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Towels are a scam... think about it - a towel is only a towel, but anything that's like pants or a sheet or whatever is also a towel.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:46 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and sh!t.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:43 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:29 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:28 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never fight anyone who bows to you first.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 13:27 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I bang a chick, I draw a “#” on the her lower back. I call it an #asstag.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 13:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Will, you, Mary, Me" -- invitation to an orgy.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 14:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  




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