mike Funny Status Messages

   When you order your coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is "Merry Christmas"

   I wonder if Uranus is getting tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes?

   Do I have to hear about these Clowns for 28 more days? O me bad make that 35 more days my math is not so good anymore.

   I’m going to start a band called “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says, “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.

   I was just kicked out of a restaurant because of my pants. Wasn't wearing any.

   Last year for Christmas I got a sweater...this year I am hoping for a moaner or screamer.