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   messageicon Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment...
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:24 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them...
←Rate | 06-19-2013 10:19 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm sorry Will and Kate...but every baby born is a prince or princess
←Rate | 07-25-2013 07:04 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just explained Google images to my mom. "Pick anything to search for..." I told her. "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked... "Except that." I replied
←Rate | 09-09-2013 14:46 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Miley's tongue is trying to escape...
←Rate | 09-27-2013 08:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon You must be a Jedi Master...cuz yodalicious....
←Rate | 10-04-2013 13:03 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two major causes of depression are: a) having a wife, and b) not having a wife.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 12:27 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 12:28 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being honest may not get you alot of friends but it does get you the right ones...
←Rate | 10-15-2013 13:22 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time...
←Rate | 12-03-2013 08:29 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The creator takes those who are strongest...so that those who are left behind have something to live up to. RIP Nelson Mandela
←Rate | 12-05-2013 20:16 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore...
←Rate | 12-11-2013 14:56 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got this whole Christmas gifting thing on lock!! I bought my mom a fridge for Xmas a few years ago and still to this day every time she opens it....her face lights up
←Rate | 12-13-2013 12:52 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, walking up behind a hot guy in the produce aisle with celery in my hand and whispering "I'm stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 09:04 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most photographed red carpet in Hollywood is still Lindsay's.
←Rate | 01-13-2014 14:23 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot...
←Rate | 01-15-2014 08:31 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found a jacket that I wore in 2002 and found a Nokia 3220 in the pocket... It still has 2 bars left...
←Rate | 01-16-2014 10:26 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard Dominos is coming out with a pizza in honour of Tom Brady...one half of its covered and its called the "incomplete"...
←Rate | 01-20-2014 12:59 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I have a dream" - Martin Luther King jr "I have a drone" - Barrack Hussein Obama
←Rate | 01-21-2014 08:58 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon I told my wife she just needed to embrace her mistakes. She wept softly...and then hugged me.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 09:00 by JEBI Comments (0)  




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