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   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 07-21-2018 18:42 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?
←Rate | 08-06-2016 13:39 by spk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1719: We can only pray the harvest will provide enough food to last the winter. Now: They had a sale on the 15 pound tubs of peanut butter at Costco, so I got 4.
←Rate | 01-12-2020 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team
←Rate | 02-13-2018 07:22 by PastaFazool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors
←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:31 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Throughout all this freezin weather and snow we have been gettin,all my mrs has done is stare through the window.....i guess if it gets any worse I'm gonna have to let her in !!!
←Rate | 12-04-2010 02:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:23 by @Felesar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 20:27 by Sudz Comments (0)  


   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 16:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
←Rate | 12-12-2016 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.
←Rate | 01-03-2010 13:31 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 17:40 by D. Wright Comments (0)  




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