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   messageicon Why is it that whenever I wish someone a happy birthday they always assume Facebook reminded me? Do you ever think maybe just maybe I care that much to remember the day you were born.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:31 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't love with my heart...I love with my imagination.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 07:11 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally...a woman who can make me smile without taking her clothes off.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 11:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon No you are not an independant woman... You are just an adult. Having a car, paying yo bills, paying rent is part of adult life
←Rate | 06-15-2011 07:49 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, I'm single again, this time with no intentions of looking for another girl, this time I'm letting her find me.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl wants to be the one that makes a player quit the game. But sometimes that's like being the zebra that wants to turn a lion into a vegetarian.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I felt special… until I saw you talk to every other guy like that.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: "I wasn't that drunk!" MY FRIEND: “Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.”
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:44 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having personally eavesdropped hundreds of times, I can confidently confirm that GIRL TALK is much more devious, coniving, detailed, dirty and disgusting than GUY TALK
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men see what women do, but they never know what women think while they are doing it.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 15:37 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you show up at my house without calling first, you'd better be wearing a uniform and delivering the mail.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:36 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only when they're in a fix and in need your help do they come to you all sweet and humble. I won't buy that sh*t. Fu*k you and your problems.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 10:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes, your pin codes and passwords.
←Rate | 06-24-2011 13:44 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon 60% of women carry condoms. The other 40% carry babies.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 03:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that I don't trust you, I just have a strong belief in your ability to f*ck up!
←Rate | 06-27-2011 03:54 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easy way to teach a woman the true value of money is to borrow it from her.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 09:28 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Law of Reverse Dynamics: When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 14:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will be honest with you, when it comes to women, you are part of my "Quantity Over Quality" phase.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 07:49 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon MEN are like BLUETOOTH. When they are with You, they are connected. When they are not with you, they are searching for other devices to connect to.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 01:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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