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   messageicon As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
←Rate | 01-27-2011 07:25 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the 30 minutes before work go by so fast, causing me to be late. But the last 30 minutes go by slow, causing me to be pissed off.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 21:47 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mirrors don't talk, but lucky for you they don't laugh either
←Rate | 01-26-2011 09:54 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks people get mad when you don't use korrect grammar and spelin, because they can't just copy/paste it to thier Facebook. Sorry you had to add a comma, it must be such an inconvenience.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 04:49 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:45 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:35 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:32 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:29 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "sh!t" and "syphilis."
←Rate | 01-25-2011 17:02 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:39 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:22 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 16:19 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Little Johnny wrote to Santa, "I want a baby brother for christmas." Santa wrote back' "Send me your Mother. '
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:24 by Dopey420 Comments (20)  


   messageicon ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓡⓔⓓ, ⓢⓞ ⓘ ⓓⓔ©ⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓛⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:10 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:07 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bi**h slap them!
←Rate | 01-25-2011 12:35 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer extreme follow the leader :)
←Rate | 01-24-2011 08:15 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby,baby,baby ooh!" Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to justin bieber AGAIN..? Daughter: No I'm watchin PORN... Mom: Oh thank God
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:18 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's six inches long, two and a half inches wide, and drives women wild?................................. Money
←Rate | 01-23-2011 11:16 by Dopey420 Comments (4)  


   messageicon girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:33 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  




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