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   messageicon Lesson learned.... Don't walk into a car dealership's service department and say 'I was told I need two shots of lube in my rear end'.... Awkward!!!
←Rate | 12-13-2014 23:54 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men get lost while out driving? Because don't have a woman sitting beside them telling them where to go and how to get there!
←Rate | 10-24-2011 19:49 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call sex on a Greyhound bus? The 3 foot high club!
←Rate | 07-06-2013 01:46 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that I am older... I wear bell bottom pants so I can flash the guys a little easier!
←Rate | 10-01-2011 16:40 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. So if you see him without an erection... make him a sandwich!
←Rate | 05-30-2012 12:37 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't make me take my bra off.... Because without it.... you will see I have bigger balls than any guy out there!
←Rate | 07-19-2015 01:54 by Dani Comments (0)  



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