snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter

   Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.

   Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL

   Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.

   Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning.

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?

   one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

   Honk if you are flying south for the winter in a V formation.

   Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..

   Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.

   Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows

   My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.

   knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.

   read that Pat Robertson claims all the snow on the East Coast is God punishing them for Jersey Shore.

   Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.

   Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.

   My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."

   So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?

   To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .