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   messageicon pulled my groin playing reindeer games!
←Rate | 12-06-2015 16:17 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon no really what are reindeer games ?
←Rate | 11-26-2015 20:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon so is anybody in the bathroom,drinking wine out of a red solo cup, hiding from the family yet?
←Rate | 11-26-2015 20:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever have a large lunch and go up a cup size?
←Rate | 11-23-2015 17:37 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon CAN I JUST GET A DAMM CUP OF COFFEE?
←Rate | 11-10-2015 22:44 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHERE CAN I EAT AT AND NOT PISS EVERYBODY OFF?
←Rate | 11-10-2015 22:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever watch the tv show 2 broke girls and get jealous of their bank account
←Rate | 11-05-2015 22:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon They can quit giving me phone books. Just saying
←Rate | 10-15-2015 18:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to stop lying to myself !!! This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween !
←Rate | 10-15-2015 17:58 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my life coach told me to just let the clock run out!
←Rate | 06-16-2015 21:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have completed 38 of the 50 shades of grey
←Rate | 03-24-2015 21:00 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon what wine goes with Mood Stabilizers
←Rate | 02-07-2015 13:47 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
←Rate | 02-04-2015 22:11 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
←Rate | 02-04-2015 22:10 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 22:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i knew The Kardashians.we going to screw us up. look what it did too Bruce!!! freaking 0.j.
←Rate | 01-31-2015 21:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year! ‪
←Rate | 01-27-2015 21:53 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI 'I'm here so I won't get fined'
←Rate | 01-27-2015 21:12 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you Realize that loud sound in the dryer is your cell phone! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2015 16:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mature level IS , I still giggle when singing about nuts in christmas carols
←Rate | 12-22-2014 19:54 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  




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