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   messageicon Go ahead, tell us everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 23:34 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 20:50 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Martin Lawrence should just come out of the closet and admit he's a crossdresser already.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 18:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe if tmobile spent less time on attack commercials, and more time creating phones, and providing a good signal their company would suck a little less. iPhone is still the best!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:54 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a new puppy! I named him Go away, poor little guy is going to be so confused everytime I call him.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 20:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe. When asked why he wasn't smoking a cigar he said, ''Cigars are for pu**ies." Clinton rules!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:07 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is really a Miss Facebook beauty pageant. I wonder if the bathroom pictures are scored lower?
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:15 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's 69+69? Dinner for four.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:21 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:18 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:01 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does OJ have that every man wants? A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:59 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:56 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty, go figure.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:52 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean." Hard of hearing the man says "come again?" She replies, "no mustard."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 18:51 by Dopey420 Comments (4)  


   messageicon What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:49 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:32 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cop pulls over a guy. He says "Sir your eyes are alittle glazed, have you been drinking?" The man replies "Gee officer your eyes look alittle glazed too, have you been eating doughnuts?"
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:19 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:57 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  




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