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   Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.

   I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it

   I am surprised no one has consulted Michael Jackson's doctor for advice on what drugs to use to for quick, painless executions.

   can someone tell Andrew Jackson we read Snarkecards also

   K-Mart is noting the 5 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death by having children's clothing half off.

   My songs pants fell down last night and a hologram of Michael Jackson appeared

   The Billboard Music awards was the other night and there was an amazing hologram of Michael Jackson. He performed a new song called "Slave to the Rhythm." It was so realistic, Tito actually asked it for money.

   It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row.

   What did Michael Jackson have in common with the Chicago Cubs? He wore a single glove on his left hand, but it served no real purpose.

   I am a collection of unfinished songs Michael Jackson left behind.

   How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson...2. Empty it the next day.... 3. Become a millionaire.

   what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em

   That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"

   10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!

   So in other news...On his last night, Larry King will reminisce about some of his best interviews with people like Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and Moses

   I don't know about Samuel Jackson doing Capitol One commercials. Something about an angry black man asking what's in my wallet makes me very nervous.

   Admit it. You're secretly hoping Samuel L. Jackson flips out and drops the "F-Bomb" on those Capitol One commercials.

   Michael Jackson has been dead a long time but moonwalking still makes people uncomfortable at children's parties.

   Bo Jackson takes 5 hour energy?? Well, let me rush out and buy some even tho it tastes like horse pee...

   Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!