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   messageicon Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:38 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 23:55 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 00:11 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I'm a Duke boys fan..but how is it Luke always knows short cuts that Bo doesn't? They're always in the car together!!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 00:15 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny fat guy fall on face! -The Hangover
←Rate | 10-14-2010 00:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
←Rate | 10-19-2010 23:00 by goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon it takes six licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop! (with a slight crunch)
←Rate | 10-20-2010 18:12 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon “A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.”
←Rate | 10-24-2010 03:00 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'd run away from home, but my Mom wont let me cross the street.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 23:09 by goodeolboy Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know if you roll down fast and steady enough, it gives the illusion of electric windows.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 21:22 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. To my seamonkey Oscar~10-20-84 to 10-26-84. You are missed!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 20:11 by goodeolboy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Possible slogan for inferior Tampon Co. "We're not number one, but we're still up there!".
←Rate | 10-26-2010 20:13 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken
←Rate | 10-26-2010 20:19 by goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon "Back in my day we never went to school, the Indians taught us!"
←Rate | 10-27-2010 20:25 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: Imagine you're in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 00:39 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That Wonka is a liar!", exclaimed by my six year old son when he realized his Everlasting Gobstopper was getting smaller and changing color.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 00:43 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as of today I will no longer use "lol" after my comments or posts...I will now use "snicker".
←Rate | 11-13-2010 01:12 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cause nobody says, "Slow down, theres a security gaurd!"
←Rate | 12-18-2010 12:56 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll baffle them with brilliance, then I'll let you talk.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 18:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only phrase I remember growing up was, "Don't put your hands back there!".
←Rate | 01-07-2011 20:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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