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   messageicon thinking it must be Thursday, Larry King is getting divorsed
←Rate | 04-15-2010 10:24 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes it on the floor, next to the bed, so she doesn't forget it it when I kick her out in the morning
←Rate | 10-06-2010 09:38 by Vybe Comments (2)  


   messageicon wondering about Over under on the WikiLeak punk 'making friends' with his prison cell mate? I'll open the line at 1 month.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 13:29 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 23:58 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol
←Rate | 02-13-2011 23:01 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!
←Rate | 02-20-2011 22:59 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to go out on a limb here...I think there is a very good possibility Gaddafi just might be the one on hallucinogenic drugs...just sayin!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 14:44 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...the only one who wants Snow right now is Charlie Sheen...I happen to have a whole driveway full....Winning!!!"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 21:51 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks cell phone companies need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:53 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  


   messageicon think it "Has Bin" a Blast!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:32 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopes that the Gay community is enjoying all the free media attention...with the flooding in Manitoba I haven't heard the word "Dykes" used so much since last years Gay Pride week .
←Rate | 05-14-2011 19:53 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears....Amy has now joined Betty Ford in her clinic...w​ait...It's​ been relocated.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 14:24 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking..​.throughou​t history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...​it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....
←Rate | 07-25-2011 19:03 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard in the news today that Ecstasy is being used to combat cancer. I'm not sure if the researchers testing this have ever done Ecstasy before, but if you get the right hit of E and you will forget that you have anything wrong with you.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 01:25 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hears Gold dropped 104.00 per ounce today...let's start working on the economic bail-out package for Mr. T.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 23:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger finished Yesterday with a 69. There has got to be a joke in there somewhere.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 08:07 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash Mob. My Place....bring Wrapping paper!
←Rate | 12-23-2011 06:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if there is a connection beween Jennifer Hudson's Weight loss & Hostess filing Chapter 11
←Rate | 01-16-2012 20:59 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching American Idol and I was really hoping that first girl could sing.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  




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