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   messageicon thank you for the thousands and thousands of reminders letting me know what today is. Good job Thanks!! Keep me posted!
←Rate | 12-25-2009 11:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Jesus' birthday yet..... we're the ones getting the gifts.....How about that.
←Rate | 12-25-2009 11:08 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 17:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Verizon called me complaining that my map was in their way.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 06:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"
←Rate | 12-30-2009 15:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought about dozens of Vampire movies and shows for the past decade and wondered which ones sucked the life out him and the ones that just sucked.
←Rate | 01-19-2010 13:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever wonder how much more advanced this whole world would be IF we only had one religion AND racism never existed?
←Rate | 01-19-2010 13:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did a book report on facebook and passed.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 14:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon the cost of living has gone up and the cost of making a living is really up.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 14:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 14:50 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know its sad when your mother is on facebook and guys younger than you are poking her.
←Rate | 01-22-2010 17:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning on driving to the south Florida for the Super Bowl. Let's just hope I don't "FUMBLE" my keys a few times before getting there.
←Rate | 01-25-2010 14:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people come to Facebook just to air out their "dirty laundry", others just don't know how to clean it.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 14:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?
←Rate | 02-04-2010 05:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Celebrating 6 yrs of a social epidemic.Congrats Facebook for connecting people with friends;old,new,and weird. Using up people's time online. Poking as many women as possible.F*cking up relationships/marriages,and checking up on people's exaggerated lives
←Rate | 02-05-2010 12:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about building a house made of unopened Bud Light cans and bottles....[The commercial inspired me]
←Rate | 02-08-2010 00:31 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn! Facebook goes through more mood swings and changes than a 18 year old girl........or is it a 21 year old? [ I forgot which one was b*tch!er]
←Rate | 02-10-2010 11:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe T-Mobile and Sprint should fight it out on which is the better carrier. It help boost their sales. Its working with AT&T and Verizon.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 15:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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