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   messageicon already on the naughty list. Santa... I can explain.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 03:07 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please hold while I put on my "Gosh I really care" face.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 03:08 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You need to carry Lifesavers on you religiously because they will serve their purpose. In your pockets & in your car. Do it. Trust me.
←Rate | 11-22-2010 22:58 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't slap my ass then apologize.
←Rate | 11-22-2010 23:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the new thomas the train commercial say it's so easy to score??
←Rate | 11-23-2010 00:50 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not a social drinker. It's mostly work related.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:53 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I listed Starbucks as my emergency contact at work.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attracting men is just like fishing. You just have to wiggle the bait.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 23:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard that hair dye goes to your head. You must use the Nice & Easy brand.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 01:05 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a headline saying, "Is Rebecca Black pregnant?" & all I could think of was that I guess she chose the back seat.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 09:02 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason women can't park is because we are constantly being lied to about what 8 inches really is.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 01:29 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sir-Mix-A-Lot wasn’t even that clever. All babies have backs.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 10:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors...
←Rate | 04-12-2013 19:50 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Birthday Sasha Obama! For her birthday, her daddy gave her Justin Bieber's phone records.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 22:55 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon An elementary school in California is being named after Michelle Obama. It's obvious that the school's mascot will be Chewbacca.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 00:16 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miley Cyrus can't stop, but she really should.
←Rate | 08-25-2013 21:47 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney has turned into America's Next Top Slut competition. Call in Britney to host with Christina and Lindsay for judges.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:33 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents never let me play with anything magical or watch anything violent as a kid. I just had family-friendly games trying to figure out who murdered this guy in the library with a wrench.
←Rate | 05-08-2015 14:09 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  




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