Marshall the Great Funny Status Messages

   discovered today that playing dead only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, and NOT at important business meetings.

   If you ever want to see a man cry... Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other... And... MAKE HIM CHOOSE!

   At the beginning of any relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD." ... 'Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!!!

   "Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."

   sweating like a cat at a Chinese restaurant.

   Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There's apparently more traffic going to hell!!!

   feeling as sprightly today as Jim Morrison... or anyone else who has been dead for 30 years.

   wonders... do subliminal (send) messages (me) really (money) work?

   doesn't believe in superstition. It brings bad luck.

   Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry...I cry. When you laugh... I laugh. When you jump out a window... I laugh some more.