K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   A lot of people look up to me.....it's nice being tall.

   I can hear Wiener's pick-up line....."My bologna has a first name....

   If you have alzhiemers and get amnesia....Do you forget that can't you remember anything?

   If you think paper beats rock...Hold a piece of paper up in front of your face and I'll throw a rock at it.

   I don't care if being apathetic is wrong.

   After the Rapture, can I have your car?

   I head they found a stash of porn with Bin Laden, guess that would be considered "Weapons of mass-terbation